Our Worst Dates
OUR EDITORS WILL REMEMBER THE DATES BORING, STRANGE AND HORRIBLE !
While with us one or two appointments for life, others are just weird. There are few of us who do not have a strange story to say they are over 25 and some of them can serve as lessons. Although I do not want anyone else to go through the worst dating experiences, it is clear that it is part of what happens when we try to spend time with complete strangers.
The worst, in general, it appears that the dates could not completely shut shameful excuses were captured by the same night with a different man or woman, or simply lied. A man was found naked with a girl at his favorite restaurant the waiters to show the tattoo of a dragon, another was beaten out of action by a father who did not like his hair!
My worst dating experience was taking a flight from Toronto, organized by Pittsburgh to visit a girl who had just spent three months calling to ask me to visit in New York. On landing phoned to say she had booked at the Grand Hyatt on 42nd Street and call me when I got there. Once she had recorded called to say he could not meet this weekend and maybe I could visit again next week again! $ 1000 dollars later I had a weekend on my own in New York visiting tourist attractions and shops. Needless to say, never met again.
Here are some examples of bad times in no particular order.
Within
One of the boys had been quietly dating a girl for a couple of weeks, when she asked him to her apartment. She was a shy girl, but he was an honorable gentleman tells us that, so he said yes. When he reached his apartment, settled in for a drink on the comfortable sofa before entering the room. As things heat insisted on tying the hands to the bedpost with silk scarves and left the game for a laugh that he agreed. Before he could say anything, took a portable rack (yes, the medieval kind) and told me I could with some stretching (! Editor). In wild panic he managed to loosen his restraint and ran screaming from the apartment semi clad in her running after him, but escaped. He has been very quiet on the dating front since then.
The bad photo
Our marketing office man had decided to try some internet dating who joined one of the professionals of tourist attractions and published a profile and a photo. Then he waited. In fact, he waited almost a year and has zero responses from any of the many online women. He began talking with the girls and got nowhere fast. After 18 months I had no idea what they suggest. The girls matched his profile exactly, had the same background and the few who spoke with him, said it was a good guy, but never took it further. Finally a test. He simply replaced one photo with a male model. Within two days he had received 132 responses by e-mail, wires 17 and 5 spontaneously offered a date. The moral of this story is disappointing not to think that all women before putting the personality is, unfortunately.
The wrong car
One of the guys here was in a bar having a drink when two gorgeous girls approached him and one admitted that he thought he was wonderful. They chat and well, when one of the two asked what car he was driving. He had been driving the same car for years and admitted he was old. She said it would be useless, since men date, only driving BMW - and left. He is still single and driving an old car. The moral of this story is to get the wheels fixed children.
Preacher's Daughter
One of the guys in the office was dating a girl when at college. They had been sleeping together for some time and the relationship had progressed but had not yet been introduced to her father. His father was, in fact, a preacher and minister and devoutly religious. One Saturday morning the pastor took care of visiting her daughter by driving to 100 miles from her apartment. Our hero and his girlfriend were in bed when they knocked on the door was as quick as a flash he jumped naked in a closet and hid.
The father entered the room and was greeted by his daughter, who was in charge of talking to him about his studies for the next 4 hours during which they ate breakfast and lunch. Meanwhile, our hero is no more than a few feet away, naked and cramped in the dark room, having lost all feeling in his body and a cold and dehydrated. Just as the father of our friend fell into the closet and landed barefoot preacher's daughter watching. The result was that in three weeks, the daughter left the university and the relationship was over.
The car door
I once took a girl who was very drawn out on our first date and as we reached the town the girl in question left on the car's passenger side. By closing the door, the window was removed and landed on his foot breaking four bones. We spent the day in the hospital, but unfortunately no date has yet to be organized and spent the next six weeks with his leg in plaster.
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